Packet Storm - Information Security News, Files, Tools, Exploits, Advisories and Whitepapers http://packetstormsecurity.org/ en-us Mon, 28 May 2012 13:25:58 GMT 144400 http://packetstormsecurity.org/ http://www.google-analytics.com/__utm.gif?utmwv=1.3&utmn=1818457150&utmcs=ISO-8859-1&utmsr=31337x31337&utmsc=32-bit&utmul=en-us&utmje=0&utmfl=-&utmcn=1&utmdt=Files%u2248%20Packet%20Storm&utmhn=packetstormsecurity.org&utmr=-&utmp=%2Funix-humor%2F&utmac=UA-18885198-1&utmcc=__utma%3D32867617.1818457150.1338211558.1338211558.1338211558.1%3B%2B__utmz%3D32867617.1338211558.1.1.utmccn%3D(direct)%7Cutmcsr%3D(direct)%7Cutmcmd%3D(none) http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/43499/df20060116.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/43499/df20060116.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/43499/df20060116.jpg.html Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:16:10 GMT Amusing cartoon regarding RFID. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/37270/unixoid_hell.gif http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/37270/unixoid_hell.gif http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/37270/unixoid_hell.gif.html Tue, 10 May 2005 09:29:40 GMT Microsoft VI version 1.0. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/35492/shoeLace.txt http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/35492/shoeLace.txt http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/35492/shoeLace.txt.html Fri, 31 Dec 2004 20:09:31 GMT Very amusing spoof advisory regarding Shoe 1.0 - Remote Lace overflow. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/35123/ms_buglist.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/35123/ms_buglist.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/35123/ms_buglist.jpg.html Sat, 04 Dec 2004 23:31:35 GMT Mr. Hyan-Lee makes the mistake of printing the entire Windows 2000 bug list. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/35122/keyboard.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/35122/keyboard.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/35122/keyboard.jpg.html Sat, 04 Dec 2004 22:35:32 GMT This is a futurized Microsoft keyboard. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/34464/chunky.html http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/34464/chunky.html http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/34464/chunky.html.html Wed, 29 Sep 2004 04:35:16 GMT Amusing yet obnoxious play on terminology in the industry and how it is or could be used to make references to drug and sexual instances. If you are easily offended, do not bother reading this. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/34420/GODvsBUSH.gif http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/34420/GODvsBUSH.gif http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/34420/GODvsBUSH.gif.html Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:38:51 GMT Visual proof that God has possibly deliberately pushed the recent hurricanes in Florida through territories that voted for Bush. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/34178/no-narking.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/34178/no-narking.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/34178/no-narking.jpg.html Fri, 27 Aug 2004 18:58:59 GMT This is a no-narking sign which looks similar to a no-parking sign. :) http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/33403/microsoft.owned.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/33403/microsoft.owned.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/33403/microsoft.owned.jpg.html Tue, 25 May 2004 21:31:12 GMT Amusing graphic of Microsoft's UK web site getting compromised and defaced again in May, 2004. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/33250/fedora.html http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/33250/fedora.html http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/33250/fedora.html.html Fri, 07 May 2004 16:53:33 GMT Hilarious take on how Red Hat is changing over to Fedora and letting the community know how things will work in general. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/33072/unmaintain.html http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/33072/unmaintain.html http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/33072/unmaintain.html.html Thu, 15 Apr 2004 08:20:47 GMT Hilarious write up on how to ensure a job for life. Entitled How To Write Unmaintainable Code. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/31617/moron.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/31617/moron.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/31617/moron.jpg.html Wed, 10 Sep 2003 07:23:20 GMT Complete moron at Defcon 11 performing the Magnum look. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/31136/nmap-matrix2log.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/31136/nmap-matrix2log.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/31136/nmap-matrix2log.jpg.html Fri, 16 May 2003 16:53:59 GMT Amusing picture of Hollywood using Nmap and an exploit for the SSH CRC-32 vulnerability in the new movie Matrix Reloaded. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/31120/l33t_cereal.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/31120/l33t_cereal.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/31120/l33t_cereal.jpg.html Wed, 07 May 2003 19:15:46 GMT L33t Cereal. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/29974/bsod.gif http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/29974/bsod.gif http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/29974/bsod.gif.html Fri, 01 Nov 2002 08:09:17 GMT Funny comic on blue screens of death and halloween. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/26094/dog.meat.txt http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/26094/dog.meat.txt http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/26094/dog.meat.txt.html Fri, 17 May 2002 22:10:51 GMT I know how to take meat away from a dog. How do I take a dog away from meat? This is not, unfortunately, a joke. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/25468/bushy.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/25468/bushy.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/25468/bushy.jpg.html Wed, 21 Nov 2001 06:19:46 GMT This jpg has nothing to do with unix, but it is easily funny enough to warrant being in the unix humor section anyway. It is an unaltered press photo of GW Bush being accosted by a gooselike animal. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/24603/parody.txt http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/24603/parody.txt http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/24603/parody.txt.html Mon, 09 Apr 2001 06:10:39 GMT Parody on the Hacker Manifesto - It is about the End-User. Why? Well, basically because, as an IT professional, I am sick of watching a "new" virus infect thousands of company's networks simply because an end-user cannot understand "do not open attachments from unknown/untrusted senders". Causing "untold amounts" in damage. Willie Gonzalez http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/22241/MSoptions3.gif http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/22241/MSoptions3.gif http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/22241/MSoptions3.gif.html Thu, 29 Jun 2000 03:30:09 GMT Microsoft Windows secret options - More aggrivating display properties. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/22240/MSoptions2.gif http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/22240/MSoptions2.gif http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/22240/MSoptions2.gif.html Thu, 29 Jun 2000 03:29:20 GMT Microsoft Windows secret options - Aggrivating display properties. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/22239/MSoptions.gif http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/22239/MSoptions.gif http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/22239/MSoptions.gif.html Thu, 29 Jun 2000 03:23:34 GMT Microsoft Windows secret options - Endourance options, etc :) http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/10042/mslinux.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/10042/mslinux.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/10042/mslinux.jpg.html Sun, 14 May 2000 06:34:41 GMT Microsoft Linux box cover. Very chilling, frightening, and funny too. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/17794/apache-owned.gif http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/17794/apache-owned.gif http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/17794/apache-owned.gif.html Fri, 05 May 2000 19:38:15 GMT A screen shot from when apache.org was defaced with a Microsoft logo. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/10651/bg.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/10651/bg.jpg http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/10651/bg.jpg.html Tue, 01 Feb 2000 21:02:33 GMT Bill Gates is Hitler. http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/11654/microsoft.kills.txt http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/11654/microsoft.kills.txt http://packetstormsecurity.org/files/11654/microsoft.kills.txt.html Mon, 25 Oct 1999 17:50:56 GMT These calculations show that Microsoft may be guilty of murder, on order of several people per day.